The Lame Jokes Thread - PakPassion - Pakistan Cricket Forum

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22nd April 2012, 19:41

Tiger T

Tape Ball Regular

Debut: Oct 2011

Venue: South East

Runs: 460

I auditioned for Britain's Got Talent when it visited Cardiff. But, shockingly, I was turned down.
That's right, my signature 'balancing a Mars Bar on my head for ten minutes' failed to impress Simon Cowell.
He said, "Sorry, but Osama Bin Laden's had a Bounty on his head for eight years."

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