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[Assara K]

i bet you are a nice person varsha!

[varsha]

Well, I'm not that much of a music person but i do like jay sean! What do you think of him? I think he's well buff!

[Assara K]

yeah he's really really nice-i love the song stolen

[varsha]

same! that's my favourite song of his and he looks really cute in the video. The other song i like is "eyes on you" - i really like that song too.

[Assara K]

yeah that song is good aswell- have you heard of sk1?-cos he's in one of there vids!!

btw- what time are sage and mona usually on-will they be on tonite?

[varsha]

I have no idea what time they'll be on. But i'm pretty sure they'll be on in tomorrow morning :-D

Mid-season sale begins tomorrow - you planning to go shopping?

[catwoman]

I'm up. Only slept 5 hours. Arrghhhhhhhhhhh.

[catwoman]

I'm a music fanatic especially Desi and bhangra. Listening to Shava Shava from Kabhi Khushy Kabhi Gham, and addicted to it like hell.

[varsha]

I like desi music too but i don't like bhangra music at all.

[catwoman]

Don't like bhangra?! I absolutely love it especially bhangra concerts.

[Assara K]

bhangra AND desi music rock!!! B/” (not literally)

Mona i love that shava shava i also like bole churiyan!!!

[catwoman]

I love Bolay Churian as well. Also addicted to Tujay Dekha from DDLJ.

Was just watching the Zee awards, hillarious comedy by Umar Sharif especially the way he described Adnan Sami. 2

[varsha]

Hey mona, did you see aishwarya's dance? I thought it was pretty bad but she looked very pretty.

Yes omar shariff was well funny.

Btw people, what has your favourite srk movie been recently? Meaning veer-zaara, swades or main hoon na?

[entralinks]

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai was class, also I liked Baazigar and Dar. He's been poor, or 'the same acting style' in every movie after those.

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by varsha Hey mona, did you see aishwarya's dance? I thought it was pretty bad but she looked very pretty. Yes omar shariff was well funny. Btw people, what has your favourite srk movie been recently? Meaning veer-zaara, swades or main hoon na?

I didn't see all of it. Aishwarya doesn't know how to dance!

John Abraham looked soo HOT, loved the way he came in on the bike, wish I was sitting there with him...I kept drooling over him the whole time

[catwoman]

Originally Posted by entralinks Kuch Kuch Hota Hai was class, also I liked Baazigar and Dar. He's been poor, or 'the same acting style' in every movie after those.

SRK poor?! He is one of the best and sexiest Bollywood actors. My favorite movie of his has to be DDLJ.

[Sage]

I left this thread just at the right time

[w4s1m786]

daar has one of the best tunes for its 'tu mera samne' wicked tune and top class film

[OTW]

Judging by the randomness, overactivity and the toll that reading the first page alone took on my (already badly depleted) reserves of sanity, I'm guessing this is the ''Kids'' thread Sage wanted me to join..............?

[Sage]

Well not quite. The Kids threads are apparently banned because me and Umar don't know how to talk to children. So now, we've cleverly disguised it!

Feel free to talk about anything, and make sure you use as many smileys as possible.

There will also be a lot of inside jokes but you'll pick up on them soon enough.

[OTW]

Wait, wait, wait a goddamn minute.

I thought the "Kids" thread, judging by the title, was addressed to Umar first and foremost? (okay, that smilie sucks more than your average MTV-pop album)

*cheap shot #1*

[Sage]

Don't know about that being a cheap shot at Umar, but it certainly could refer to the actual #1 2

The history of the Kids threads was beautifully outlined in the opening post of the third thread but some oversensitive ***** complained and all three were deleted.

Admittedly the third one was a bit risque, Kids on M, with M refering to 'self-gratification'

[Sage]

Editing b*stard! Varsha won't appreciate that

[OTW]

So they weren't designed to murder people's scroll bars on SN and its focking useless "one single page for hazaar posts" layout?

Coulda fooled me. Was there ever a "Kids on heavy metal" thread? :p

[Sage]

Radhika always complained about the thread's length, even when it was just 300 posts. So she seemed to disappear when we got to the 1000s. I had to turn all the images off to load the page. SN really is terrible. They were right to ban me however 2

If you wanna start a Kids on Sh!tty Music thread, go right ahead.

[OTW]

And I pity all you people not on a T3 wireless broadband connection...

[Sage]

Yes, that site has deteriorated beyond belief recently...I wish that SN had one function a lot of message boards do, to Ignore User Posts.

And I was spoiled by my company's T1 connection, now I have crappy broadband.

[OTW]

I could agree with either, heh... hence why I've more or less given up on the entire thing.

[Sage]

Well I really only visited two boards on SN...

No, you didn't tell me about OTW

[OTW]

Meanwhile, I'm watching the rarest of all sights - an Aussie collapse - on a webcast. Da-yum. Three wickets in a 10 minute span.

[Sage]

EDIT: V

[OTW]

Then I must be a rebellious ******* and provide live commentary.

Franklin to Kasprowicz, thick edge played down and fielded by Marshall. Next ball is blocked with a straight bat, and now Kasper's off the mark with a thick edge wide of James Marshall for three.

311/8, Aus lead by 19.























....

And I don't think it'd be safe to play cricket indoors any more. Trying to bowl medium-fast beamers in a small corridor in a dorm hall isn't wise... (BTW, you have a PM)

[Sage]

Have you done the water slide party yet in your hallway?

BTW, replied.

[OTW]

Water, no, enough of it on screen. Rain in Auckland means I must find some other way to murder time before the Bangalore test resumes. So eh, time to do a bit of work...

[Sage]

No no, the water slide hallway involves getting a large tarp and taping its sides up the walls. Then get some water and everyone takes turns sliding down. Usually more fun if it involves a keg also.

And edit your cricket posts dammit!

[OTW]

Rain in Auckland, and they're showing highlights now of some superb bowling by Franklin, and some shyte batting by Katich...

... I'm sorry, did you say something about not posting about cricket in here?

[Sage]

Did you not see the forum categories clearly defined? You are not in the cricket section, you are in the Time Pass section. This is a bannable offense sir!

[OTW]

Time pass = something about using free time.
Cricket = something free time is used for
Cricket = time pass

I love skewed logic.

Anyway, off now to work on a math assignment due tomorrow (ugh). Adios.

Just give me a shout when adi (or whoever the 50-Cent-obsessed gangsta wannabe is) shows up and I'll digress this onto heavy metal.

[Sage]

Bye S.

Come back whenever you want to relieve some tension, and NOT talk about cricket.

[Sage]

Originally Posted by OTW Just give me a shout when adi (or whoever the 50-Cent-obsessed gangsta wannabe is) shows up and I'll digress this onto heavy metal.

I'd much rather you go post in one of his threads rather than that little fag start posting in this one

[OTW]

NIGGA PLEASE!

homie dont play dat yo n show sum respct 4 them 50 paisa fans, their mah homeboyz fo shizzle

[Schiller]

Thats it, chuck S out

[Sage]

Agreed.

No need to upset the current ratio 2

[Schiller]

ha ha
next thing we know, well have that stumped cigarette amongst us 2

assara was asking if you and mona would be online later, poor girl, she doesnt know what shes asking for

[OTW]

... those poor, naive kids...

[catwoman]

Who's OTW? ?

[OTW]

In the words of Ozzy Osbourne...

I....AM....IRON....MAN....

[catwoman]

What the hell is going on here???

[Sage]

Take it easy there M

[catwoman]

:J

[Sage]

:J yourself

What you have for dinner?

[catwoman]

Pork biryani. You?

[Sage]

Delicious. I've abstained from eating today.

[catwoman]

Mashallah. I was fasting too but couldn't resist the pork biryani.

[Sage]

It's not a fast you dumble head 2

Just staying fashionably thin...I can almost see my veins now!

[catwoman]

2

Agarkar wannabe. 2

[catwoman]

What do ya think of Adi's new dreadlocks then?

[OTW]

Dreadlocks are for the reggae fanboys.

Moron couldn't even get the stereotype he wanted to ripoff right... but what can you expect from a 50 Cent fan?

[Sage]

So I suppose you're rockin the Gillespie mullet then 2

[OTW]

... you're talking to a guy who's spent summers in Hong Kong (hot/humid) or Singapore (hot/humid/wet). Military haircuts or shaven heads are the only way to go then/there.

[Assara K]

Where is everyone today.......?

[Sage]

Hello there luv, how was your sleep?

[Assara K]

ok, i woke up abit late........but im here now!!!!

how are u??

[Sage]

Feeling tired...work starts late tomorrow so I'll get a few hours of sleep.

I'm sure you're fresh...are you on break?

[Assara K]

yup!!!!

where dya work?

[Assara K]

BTW Sage, who's OTW???

[Sage]

How rude of him not to introduce himself!

Next time you see him online, ask him

I work in Chicago :J

[Assara K]

acha! ;)+

Mona said you lived in Chicago, but what do you do for a living......?

Where's Mona-ji today?

[Sage]

That, my dear Assara, is a well guarded secret 2

Mona left because no one wanted to talk to her 2

[Schiller]

do I hear the word secret here

[Sage]

U, I'm just worried that Assara may possess the same charm Varsha has...

[Schiller]

ha ha

she seems of a different mould waisay

[Sage]

What I don't understand is, I thought both were more or less the same age, yet V is a few school years ahead of lil Assara?!

[Assara K]

so your not gonna tell me.......it's ok!

awwww she'll be in on in no time!

[Assara K]

varsha's about 17 innit?

and what type of charm might that be sage.......

[Sage]

She just turned 16.
And I would say womanly charm but that would be a joke, you probably possess more of that than she does 2

[Assara K]

hmmmm i dunno bout that yet....

if she's in yr 12 i would of thought she would be nearing 17....

[Sage]

So then, did you fail a year Ass?

[Assara K]

nope, im too clever to do that

[Schiller]

i thought you were 14 assara