On the 15th of September, a tweet from PakPassion caused a major crisis in the heads of some driven individuals. The TSN, which has been dormant for a while due to lack of real humor in the Pakistan cricket space, sprung into action…

By PakPassion.net Staff (21st September, 2013)

On the 15th of September, a tweet from PakPassion caused a major crisis in the heads of some driven individuals. The TSN, which has been dormant for a while due to lack of real humor in the Pakistan cricket space, sprung into action…
 

The normally sedate world of pseudo-journalism, known to many as wordpress, was put in a state of virtual cardiac arrest after discovery by one of the blogosphere’s sharpest minds that Pakistan’s premier all-rounder, a fellow who goes by the curious nickname BOOM BOOM does not have an aggressive mindset, whilst the man dubbed “Tuk Tuk” for some strange reason appears to have anything but a defensive outlook in his life.

Operatives of the well known & respected “The Source News (TSN)” – a network which relies heavily upon reliable sources such as the local paanwalla and his accomplice aka doodhwalla – were alerted to these startling revelations which were made by an innocent and unbiased party in the normally peaceful city of Karachi.

Speaking by videophone to TSN from an unknown location, the person who identified itself by an ingeniously mysterious code name, TheDramaQueen, claimed to have come to these startling conclusions in a blog-assisted fashion about two days ago. Unconfirmed reports also state that hordes of no less than 23 supporters also agreed with TheDramaQueen’s findings, lending complete authenticity to its claims.

TheDramaQueen who throughout the call, sat on a chair with a backdrop of a large sign which read “LaLaLa forever”, stated categorically that it had carried out its analysis in a most unbiased fashion and no offer for unlimited food in a Lahore restaurant had influenced its analysis.

“I am confident that as per my findings, which are based on video study of no less than three million hours of video footage of the said great person which I view every day before breakfast, it is clear that BOOM BOOM is a docile character. By the way, I have also noted with great concern that hair no:24,365 on his head is out of place in video no: 2,876,998 which I will report to his people. Additionally, I have also hired three toddlers who have superior intelligence as I am sure they follow me on Twitter – they looked at each of the videos and came to the same conclusion."

In its characteristically humble manner, TheDramaQueen also explained to TSN staff its motives behind this campaign and rubbished any rumors of having a life outside Twitter as baseless and inventions of sick minds "It is entirely true that I am blessed with a humble persona and blessed with foresight which many so called experts such as great cricketers of Pakistan can only dream of having, plus I have many more followers on social media which I believe is a true reflection of one's greatness - the rest is all rubbish - so there!"

Later in the interview and sobbing uncontrollably as it tried to control its emotions, TheDramaQueen accused certain members of the press for their allegations which had suggested that the truth could be an alternate version stating “I know their devious games – calling LaLaLa aggressive so that they can show Tuktukatuk as defensive is a vile trick. Me and my 23 minions will never let this go down – we will prove this to be untrue – I know that Lalala knows me personally and deeply appreciates my work – I have left an urgent message on his phone number and I am told that he will reply to me equally urgently next year”, it concluded.

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